So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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