I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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