Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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