i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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