Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
id be glad to
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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