she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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