Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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