Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Me too!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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