TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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