went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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