i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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