dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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