And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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