he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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