I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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