your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i drank out of a bidet.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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