Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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