I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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only you would photoshop your dick
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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