To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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