In the future we'll all be gay
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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