I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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