i just had sex bonerless
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
As shirtless as possible
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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