There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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