So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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