normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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