The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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