Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
3 2 1 whiskey
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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