Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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