You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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