I swear she didn't look like that last week.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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