i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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