i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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