Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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