It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You don't make any sense
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