the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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