I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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