I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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