Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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