too bad you live with your parents still
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He felt like a one man threesome
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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