You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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