On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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