you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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