And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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