accomplished twins. life is a go
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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