you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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