are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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