come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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