You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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