So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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