look no pants
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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