yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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