So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He? As in you personified your dick?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
