Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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