He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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