Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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