i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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